DESIGNATED PARENTING
Fun Ways To Celebrate New Year's Eve At Home When Your The Designated Parent:
Check out all fun ways to celebrate New Year's Eve at home if you have to stay in with the kids to ring in the new year because your significant other is a twatwabble!
Make a time capsule, fill it with things that you have received throughout the year or simply write a list and put it in the capsule, bury it in the yard (Just make sure your dog doesn't dig it up or you'll see 7 years bad luck, according to the urban legend.)
Glow sticks, plenty of them..
Several bottles of alcoholic beverages, tell your kids it's happy juice and proceed to hide in a dark space and drink it, all of it!
Re-appear happy and proceed to let your kids jump on couches, throw slime at the roof and spray paint the walls while you watch soppy chick flicks and eat gluten free popcorn on the couch.
Be proactive, wake up early, pack your shit and leave as soon as your husband walks through the fucking door...
Do the math, For every hour he was out having fun gives you a full day.
Return home after 10 days, be sure to tell your husband you had a wonderful time and can't wait to do it all again next year, gauge his expression, if desired result hasn't been achieved, repeat from step one. 😂
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My wife does this to me every year (Deso Dad) I have decided im going to try this list.